LOL….a few hilarious things from tonight:

Neil: I made up a new language. Do you want to learn it?

me: Yeah sure!

Neil: It’s a secret language. Not many people can know it. 

me: Okay.

Neil: It’s called, “THE OTHER LANGUAGE.” 

me: The OTHER Language??

Neil: (all serious) The Other Language…. 

LOLLLL

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Neil: WANNAAAA learn “I Believe I can Fly” in the other language?? 

me: YEAH! I love that song! Show me.

Neil: Okay……..it goes. “Oh ee oh la la. Ting Tang Walla Walla bing bang.” 

me: UHHHH AAHHAA WHAT. 

ahahahahahhahaha I can’t even. 

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Neil: SARAH in the Other Language is “Leone…LION”

me: LION?? AW YEAH. WHAT’S WILLIE’s?

Neil: Willie’s is……………..DRAGON.

me (to Willie): Oh….yours is cooler than mine.

Willie: What’s yours? TURTLE?

me: TURTLE???? WHAT…….Mine is…LIONNNNN. 

Willie: NO. It should be turtle. 

Neil: NOOOO. SARAH IS LION, WILLIE IS DRAGON……..JAKE IS TURTLE.

Jake: YEAH!!! NINJA TURTLE. I always wanted a turtle! One time, we were at a lake, and we got a snapping turtle…and a catfish. And we brought them home and put them in the same tank. And the turtle bit off half of the fish’s whisker and part of his fin, so he was swimming like THISS (starts imitating an irregular fish). It was so funny..

Us: ………….

LOLOLOLOOL. 

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Willie: I’m going to go sit in my corner now…….): *fetal position* 

okay maybe I’m the only one who thinks that’s funny LOL. 

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*Holding the dragon for dragon dance..* 

Willie and Isaac talking about how fake it looks…

Isaac: It’s so fake.. 

Me: DOESN’T IT REMIND YOU OF A FISH?

Willie: no…….What kind of fish are YOU looking at.

Me: You know………..a koi fish….

Willie: What kind of koi fish do YOU look at???

Me: UGH. WHAT KIND OF KOI FISH DO YOUUU look at?!

Willie: A real one.

-___- LOL

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Stanley: TUMBLRRRRRRR. tumBLRRRR. 

me: Tumblr

Stanley: TOM RIDDLE?

omg. LOLOOLLOL WASN’T THIS LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO (BRANDON.) ahaha

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Olivia: I’m pretty sure Lions don’t have opposing legs.

Stanley: THIS ISN’T REAL LION DANCING!

Me: haha yeah! It’s CHINESE lion dancing.

Stanley: YEAH if this were REAL lion dancing, we’d be like, “ROAAR” but no. This is AAAAAAASIIIAAAAN LION DANCING. ASIAN. LION DANCINGGG.

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Neil: Let’s play. Come here!

Willie: Best Friend Neil is calling you.

Me: haha yep! *I go to some corner where Neil takes me*

Neil: who do you wanna be? I’m…. “DA PRO.” 

^HAHHA JUST THAT.

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*I chose to be Gohan, Jaden chose to be Goten.*

Jaden (to me): HAHA YOU’RE MY DAD!!!!!!!!!

Me: ……………I’m your….DAD???

Jaden: YEAH, I’M GOTEN.

Me: JADEN………GOTEN IS GOHAN’S BROTHER!!!!!!!!!

Jaden: OH YEAHHHH…..

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jan7,2012

Silly Stanley Quotes and such….

So even though it was just me, Stanley, and Brandon at kung fu today. IT WAS SO FRKING HILARIOUS. Mostly because Stanley was insane. (His laughter. I can’t even) But yeah. I’m pretty sure they’re too cool for me. So I’m going to type as many quotes as I can remember. 

St: Why did the chicken cross the road……….TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

St: Why did the chicken cross the road?

me/br: to get to the other side

St: BECAUSE IT WANTED TO. AJGKJSHHAHAHAFHAHHHAHA

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St: Why do I tell jokes?

me: why?

St: BECAUSE I’M A JOKESTERRRRRAAAAAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!

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*during fighting*

St: Now you hit the shoulder

Br: What the heck is that going to do? ‘OUCH. YOU HIT MY SHOULDER? ‘

me: AHAHHA *hit his shoulder* FATALITY.

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St: What’s 5+5 divided by 5?

me: (joking because I actually payed no attention to the question) TWO!

Brandon: 2!!

St: NO! IT’S 6!

B: WHAT WHY

St: YOU DIVIDE FIRST

me: what?

Br: oh yeahhh.. PEMDAS…

St: HEHHEHEHEAJHAHAHA HOOHHOHOHO

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St: Who says OH OH OH

me: BRITNEY SPEARS.

st: no

me: MILEY CIRUS 

st: no

me: ..Britney Spears?

st: NO

Brandon: SANTA

st: NOPE

me and brandon: who?

St: BACKWARDS SANTA!!!! AHAHAHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH 

me: what the…

Br: I SAID SANTA

St: NO. YOU SAID SANTA. IT’S BACKWARDS SANTA.

Br: Yeah..Because Backwards Santa is a person…..

LOLLLL

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St: What does Sarah say when she gets hurt?

me: OW!

St: NO. OUCH. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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St: What does Sarah say when I make a joke?

me: idk…

St: I CAN’T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

(he was right. that is what I say)

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Stanley says this really long joke*

St: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAU HAJFHASGHSJA HAHJAFJH

Br: AHAH, Just his laugh!

(srsly)

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me: byeeeeee 

brandon: *to sifu* byeeee

sifu: NO WAIT (needing help with Skype)

brandon’s dad to Br: HAHA, Nope, you can’t leave yet!

hahahaha

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There is literally SOOOO MUCH MORE but I can’t remember anything. I’ll add more later if I’m reminded of them(x ahahhaha 

LOLOL OH AND AT SCHOOL TODAY:

Me: Yeah I’ve been thinking about it a lot….. 

Kay-Ann: Who? ______?

Me: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

Kay-Ann: I COULD TELL! USUALLY IN THE MORNINGS WHEN YOU’RE TIRED YOU’RE ALWAYS LIKE, “I HATE EVERYTHING. I WANT TO GO HOME. I’M HUNGRY. I NEED TO PEE.” But today you’re just SMILING and everything! 

Me: HAHAHAH YOU’RE RIGHT.

Kay-Ann: AWW ______’s IN YOUR LIFE! **STARTS CHANTING HIS NAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN, TAUNTING ME!**

…I pushed her.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah not like anyone knows or was around anyway. HAHAHAHA.